This shit is hillarious

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This text beneath was originally written By Beast King in the Wod section. I figured it'd be fun to see how he would have written it when he was twelve:

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AND!1!!!1!1 OMG TH3N THNGS HAP3N AND THAY FAL IN2 DA WORLD OF DARKNES N3VER 2 3MERGE IN2 TEH LIGHT AGANE
OR!!1!1! SOM3 SHIT LIEK TAHT
SO!!!!!!1 OMG LOL WUT DO YA P3OPL3 THINK
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Yeah, like I said hillarious.

here is the link to the site that did the translation: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

greit nok at intet er hellig, men æ mene fortsatt at voldtekt er galt.
Voldtekt går ut på å fjerne en person sin rett til å bestemme over sin egen kropp. hvis du fjerner den retten, hvilke rettigheter har da personen igjen?
Moral har utviklet seg i den rettningen den har av en grunn. ikke nødvendigvis som hjernevasking, religion eller slikt, men som sosialt nødvendige regler. uten disse reglene, bryter samfunnet sammen.

Beast King wrote:

greit nok at intet er hellig, men æ mene fortsatt at voldtekt er galt.
Voldtekt går ut på å fjerne en person sin rett til å bestemme over sin egen kropp. hvis du fjerner den retten, hvilke rettigheter har da personen igjen?
Moral har utviklet seg i den rettningen den har av en grunn. ikke nødvendigvis som hjernevasking, religion eller slikt, men som sosialt nødvendige regler. uten disse reglene, bryter samfunnet sammen.

Helt enig. At vi nå har disse meningene er pga indoktrinering. Fra Forelder til barn, en type hjernevasking. Som igjen var mitt poeng med at jeg glad for indoktrinering, kontra det motsatte

@Beasty å begrunne en ide basert på frykt er en heller dårlig begrunnelse. Ingen har noen iboende rettighet over sin kropp. det er bare enda en fix idet folk har fått for seg, fordi er redde for konsekvensen. At vi følger disse reglene er fordi vi er genetisk programert å holde seg i live. og regler gjør det å holde seg i livet lettere. men siden det også er et produkt en genetisk programering og ikke et bevist valg. så fjerner det det prinsipielle ideen om at noe er rett eller galt.

So. Rape is ok! One dont have to like it. But one cant say its wrong or right. Even though one feels its wrong. I think I will end this discussion here. unless someone have any last words?

I will contribute a quote as sign of peace!

" Enchantment! " (did anyone get it?)

Nemonomicon wrote:

@Beasty å begrunne en ide basert på frykt er en heller dårlig begrunnelse. Ingen har noen iboende rettighet over sin kropp. det er bare enda en fix idet folk har fått for seg, fordi er redde for konsekvensen. At vi følger disse reglene er fordi vi er genetisk programert å holde seg i live. og regler gjør det å holde seg i livet lettere. men siden det også er et produkt en genetisk programering og ikke et bevist valg. så fjerner det det prinsipielle ideen om at noe er rett eller galt.

So. Rape is ok! One dont have to like it. But one cant say its wrong or right. Even though one feels its wrong. I think I will end this discussion here. unless someone have any last words?

I totally disagree with you on most of your points, your ideas and thoughts are downright laughable and flawed. But then again, it does not matter

Quote :

I will contribute a quote as sign of peace!

" Enchantment! " (did anyone get it?)

Hahahaha! Ja! God damn! That kid was fun!

"What are you doing here? There's darkspawn bodies all over, what happened"
"Enchanment?!"

Gotta love a retarded Dwarf kid, which only says one word ^^

" Your birth is as disturbing as the time God got drunk and created platypus!"

Hahah, what is "platypus"? Somehow I feel I've heard it before.

Boehlke wrote:

Hahah, what is "platypus"? Somehow I feel I've heard it before.

Nebbdyr

DoooDooooh xD

fail...

You said it - "fail..."