This shit is hillarious

This text beneath was originally written By Beast King in the Wod section. I figured it'd be fun to see how he would have written it when he was twelve:

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Yeah, like I said hillarious.

here is the link to the site that did the translation: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

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Yep, you said it!!!! No, way, actually you didn't....

As we are speaking of hilarious things, I just heard the funniest thing:
"I don't want to see your ass open like an 7/11" - Who on earth says something like that?

eh, I actually know at least two people who could have said something like that...
three if you count Nemo, but I don't really think he would have said that.
"Keep your ass shut or I'll spank it" perhaps, but not 7/11 type.
*I tried to keep a straight face and now I pulled a muscle*

Hahaha, some people are nuts for gaps I guess

"stop that or I will sew it shut with a blunt needle and a rusty barbed wire" is more sort of my thing.. Or threating to stuff it with something unpleseant.. like like old lightbulbs filled with quicksilver..

Nemonomicon wrote:

"stop that or I will sew it shut with a blunt needle and a rusty barbed wire" is more sort of my thing.. Or threating to stuff it with something unpleseant.. like like old lightbulbs filled with quicksilver..

Haha, NICE! if a person is working for a fight, I just way: "Come and get it, I bet you won't be so tough with a ice-cold dick up your ass"

"Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eyesocket, I know I'm building a better future.
" - Smiling Jack. The best quote ever!

"Breathe another word on the subject and I swear to buddha I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders."

"I'll break that bitch's back and tie her eyelashes to her ass hairs!" - Damsel damsel.

rayx10 wrote:

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"I'll break that bitch's back and tie her eyelashes to her ass hairs!" - Damsel damsel.

Haha, and the follow up "And I'll throw her in a god damned car compactor, demon whore!!!"

She's the best!

speaking of badass quote; General to captured peasant girl.

"You remember that day, the day my army rolled into your town, burned and pillaged, raped and killed everyone. Including your parents, as the worst day of your life. For me..it was tuesday"

Nemonomicon wrote:

speaking of badass quote; General to captured peasant girl.

"You remember that day, the day my army rolled into your town, burned and pillaged, raped and killed everyone. Including your parents, as the worst day of your life. For me..it was tuesday"

That just.... Wrong.

Boehlke wrote:

Nemonomicon wrote:

speaking of badass quote; General to captured peasant girl.

"You remember that day, the day my army rolled into your town, burned and pillaged, raped and killed everyone. Including your parents, as the worst day of your life. For me..it was tuesday"

That just.... Wrong.

wrong as in?

as in wrong, in every sence of the word.

Beast King wrote:

as in wrong, in every sence of the word.

You Sir, hit the nail on the head or what they say!

its not wrong, its beautifull!

which is why I would put your alignment as Lawful Evil if someone were to ask me.

Hahahaa, god damn!

Evil, good, its all the same. I just now where beauty is found

you have a strange notion of beauty my friend.
personally, I don't think rape is beautiful. consentual sex on the other hand...

Beast King wrote:

you have a strange notion of beauty my friend.
personally, I don't think rape is beautiful. consentual sex on the other hand...

I have to agree to that.

You Nemo, should check out that anime rape game. Don't remember the name, and there is probably a good reason I don't remember.

Wait, that anime rape game? isn't there like...hundreds?

all of them, made in Japan! rape is beautifull as an idea, the force and feelings behind. pain, sorrow, fear, lust, and potentially, sadism. a wonderfull cocktail of raw emotions. wrapped up in a single package.

Not like this one. This one goes way beyond all others in graphics, man, why can't I remember it?! Probably because it was plain and simple wro...- I remember it. Rape Lay, is the name...

Nemonomicon wrote:

all of them, made in Japan! rape is beautifull as an idea, the force and feelings behind. pain, sorrow, fear, lust, and potentially, sadism. a wonderfull cocktail of raw emotions. wrapped up in a single package.

For once, I am happy beyond imagination that I totally disagree with you

I...don't even know what to say.
Nemo, you do realise what rape does to the victim, don't you? It ruins their life. I had a friend that was raped, she was never the same again, and the change was not for the better, either. She was broken, man. Broken. Not physically but mentally. It was horrible.

Dudes, start the thread about shit and rewritten-as-a-ten-year-old quotes has really gotten out of hand, now the subject is rape and anime?

.... Groovey.

But dudes, make a r43p thread if ths has to go on.

Beast King wrote:

I...don't even know what to say.
Nemo, you do realise what rape does to the victim, don't you? It ruins their life. I had a friend that was raped, she was never the same again, and the change was not for the better, either. She was broken, man. Broken. Not physically but mentally. It was horrible.

I have too, but there is beauty in destruction. Cant say I approve of it when applied to people I know. But. I wont lie and say i dont find all these emotions and their combination beautifull.

Nemonomicon wrote:

Beast King wrote:

I...don't even know what to say.
Nemo, you do realise what rape does to the victim, don't you? It ruins their life. I had a friend that was raped, she was never the same again, and the change was not for the better, either. She was broken, man. Broken. Not physically but mentally. It was horrible.

I have too, but there is beauty in destruction. Cant say I approve of it when applied to people I know. But. I wont lie and say i dont find all these emotions and their combination beautifull.

I tend to look at the means, and look more beyond, if you will. But the act of rape, I can't see any beauty in. Rage, is beauty in it's purest form, so is Lust, power, everything. But it is not pure, nor beautiful in that setting. To me, all feelings, emotions turn to a black seething poison when applied with rape. twisting it into a mockery, an abomination of what those beautiful emotions once were.

Quote :

Rage, is beauty in it's purest form, so is Lust, power, everything. But it is not pure, nor beautiful in that setting. To me, all feelings, emotions turn to a black seething poison when applied with rape. twisting it into a mockery, an abomination of what it the emotions once were.

This is what makes it beautifull. its grotesque, horrific and vile.

beau·ti·ful
play_w2("B0141900")


(byt-fl) adj. 1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.

Purity is not a requirment. Its simply, enigmatic. Making the idea beautiful.

Nemonomicon wrote:

Quote :

Rage, is beauty in it's purest form, so is Lust, power, everything. But it is not pure, nor beautiful in that setting. To me, all feelings, emotions turn to a black seething poison when applied with rape. twisting it into a mockery, an abomination of what it the emotions once were.

This is what makes it beautifull. its grotesque, horrific and vile.

beau·ti·ful
play_w2("B0141900")


(byt-fl) adj. 1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.
2. Excellent; wonderful.

Purity is not a requirment. Its simply, enigmatic. Making the idea beautiful.

Again, NO, BIG NO!

Are you saying that you can tell me whats beautiful or not? I most inform you then, thats not how it works.

Nemonomicon wrote:

Are you saying that you can tell me whats beautiful or not? I most inform you then, thats not how it works.

I never said that nor was it ever on my agenda. However, it seems you are trying to tell me what is.

im just saying its beautiful, which is a fact, since i find it beautiful. one can not say anything is not something. only that they are something. since nothing which falls into the domain of subjective opinions are negatable.

Nemonomicon wrote:

im just saying its beautiful, which is a fact, since i find it beautiful. one can not say anything is not something. only that they are something. since nothing which falls into the domain of subjective opinions are negatable.

What-ever

Indoktrinering er trist..

Neeeh, ikke med tanke på det motsatte.

Boehlke wrote:

Neeeh, ikke med tanke på det motsatte.

enten vet du ikke hva du svarer på..eller så vet du for lite for ditt eget beste.. jaja...

HAhahaha! Torsdag kveld fra nydalen "Hva syns du om JC(Jesus Christ)?" - "han var heftig" "Oh yeah! To the Roof! Klart han var heftig, han gikk på vann ågreier" haha.

Nemonomicon wrote:

Boehlke wrote:

Neeeh, ikke med tanke på det motsatte.

enten vet du ikke hva du svarer på..eller så vet du for lite for ditt eget beste.. jaja...

Hehe - Uuuuuuh.
Om du tenker på Indoktrinering som Hjernevasking som betegner bevisst bruk av manipulasjon for å endre på et individs holdninger og meninger.
Så vil jeg si indoktrinering er til alles beste, med tanke på hva du sier og mener om Voldtekt.

Jeg sier ingenting om at indoktrinering generelt er bra, eller dårlig. For etter dine synspunkt har ikke bra og vondt - godt og ondt noe å si. Jeg prøver heller ikke å omvende deg, eller indoktrinere deg i mine synspunkter, jeg bare lufter hva jeg mener, som vi alle her gjør.

rayx10 wrote:

Dudes, start the thread about shit and rewritten-as-a-ten-year-old quotes has really gotten out of hand, now the subject is rape and anime?

.... Groovey.

But dudes, make a r43p thread if ths has to go on.

Denne tråden var død uansett, så jeg ser det ikke som noe fare at den sklir ut.

du mener at voldtekt er en dårlig ting, for du har blit lært opp til at det er en dårlig ting. man kan påtvinge generasjoner med ubegrunnet moralske meninger gjennom indoktrinering. det er ingen konkret bevis på at voldtekt,mord,tyveri,nestekjærlighet,høflighet,offentlig urinering, sjel er en god, dårlig eller meningsfull ting. det å si at du mener en ting er galt er ikke feil. for ingen kan morbevise deg, men du kan ikke motbevise dem heller. men det å veive et tabuflag på en ting, som du gjør med voldtekt, er å favorisere en meningsløs falsk mening framfor en annen. og det er latterlig. det finnes ikke godt og ondt, så hvorfor bøye seg etter dem? jeg tror ikke at du prøver å indoktrinere meg, jeg bare peker ut at dine synspunkt på rett og galt, er bare en mote.

Og jeg peker på at dine meninger også er en mote. Å si at det jeg sier er latterlig er i seg selv latterlig.

Boehlke wrote:

Og jeg peker på at dine meninger også er en mote. Å si at det jeg sier er latterlig er i seg selv latterlig.

Jeg benekter ikke det. men jeg innbiller meg ihvertfall ikke noe annet. ingenting er hellig. hvorfor late som det er det?

Indeed, no reason to.