Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein girl

OK.. Guess what country Vampire Girl VS Frankenstein Girl comes from! Yes, you guessed right, the one and only Japan. Those Crazies. apparently this is a movie that is about to go.. well, I doubdt it will ever be in the cinemas. But dvd atleast sometime this year..

I just tumbled upon it, and I could not help myself. It is so sick, morbid and funny at the same time. So badly done, I just can's stop laughing. check out the trailer here: http://blog.affenheimtheater.de/en/2009/04/21/vampire-girl-vs-frankenstein-girl-gory-trailer/

Jeeesus. Haha. Ever seen blood spraying? huh.. Well.. s lots of it.. crazy japs, can't live with them, can't live without them.

okay, that actually made me a bit queasy. I couldn't even finish watching the thing, or I was going to hurl. Damn, too much gore.
*Note: I'm not good with gore*
Anyway, what did you expect. The japs were the ones who invented tentacle rape and furry porn after all.
Also, I just remembered. they were the ones who invented beasiality as well. The earliest beastiality painting is Japanese, from the 1500eds i think. Its of a woman being "eaten" by a squid.
Japs are insane...

Yeah, I saw one squid in a jap porn game show once.. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ASK ME WHY I WATCHED IT!!!

...wait, jap porn GAME SHOW? they have porn game shows?
And with real, beastiality? The real stuff, human gets fucked by animal or vice versa?

Yeah.. the girl showed an entire squid up her ass. It was... Oh no the trauma... *shiver*

anal sex with a squid. Now that's a picture I'm sure to be tormented by sometime later.

Hahahah. yeah. google ass+squid. No, just kidding. For the love of all that is alive, DON'T!

Anyway, That vamp girl + Frank Girl.. I think I will have to watch it some time when it comes out. It just seem so darn hilarious. the worst shit is that the Frank girl was kind of cute.. Even with all the bolts and screws in her face

Too bad you can't stand gore though. Or, no actually it ain't, cause most of them gory movies are bad b-movies anyway.

I don't know why, but gore just makes me want to throw up. I'm not squeamis and I can certainly stand blood, its not that, but something about gore, that vid was the perfect example, just makes me sick.
Perhaps its the fact that human bodes aren't supposed to move that way or something, I don't know.

Yeah, probably that.. Later in the Trailer this chick is sawing her own arm off with a MacGyver knife or atleast the size of one. And well... That ain't normal either...

thanks for that mental picture mate, I was just getting my appetite back. Damn.

Ooops, sorry

at least I didn't throw up. That would suck. I would have to make dinner all over again.

Wait.. Dinner? Err.. *looking at the watch* You know, it's kind of late for dinner now..

yeah, but if I threw up my dinner, I would become hungry again, and then I would have to eat something, right?

Haha, yeah. True