lets talk about something random.......

ok so here is the deal!

#1 ANYTHING (except negative and directly offending talk) goes
#2 this is a thread for just about any non-sense topic (no PG ratings apply)
#3 im bored so in the lack of anything better to do at the moment, im shipping this thread just to fill a few minutes with something to do

now the ball is in *pointy like Uncle Sam* YOUR hands!

Wait, isn't talking about something random the entire point of this forum? and especially Da Shit House?

Anyway, something random....oh, I haven't gotten my frost emblems today. i have to go do a random.^^
Joke for the WoW tards right there.

indeed you are correct sir Beastman, this entire segment of the forum IS dedicated to what i have just made a thread about, but meh! i was bored and i needed something to do and well played to deliver a cheap wow-pun in all of this, bravo

so who is our next contestant?

Okay, you want something random?
MY GODDAMN IPOD JUST BROKE!!!
"Well, go get it fixed" you say? No, because Apple is filled with jerks, so it is cheeper to just buy a new one.
"Then do that then." you say? Well, I can't, because I don't have any GODDAMN MONEY!
And you know something else? I tried to backup all the songs on my Ipod, since I got some of them from places I don't remember. But Itunes won't let you backup the Ipod, and the program I downloaded to do it keeps crashing.
I just lost a shitload of great songs.
I think I'm going to cry...

random is what random does and Apple = Bitch is a well known fact, its why i dont use a Mac Ibook or Ipad or Idontcarewhatthehellthelaptopsfromappleiscalled.

Hahahahah! Boy! Ipod, I pad, I shmad and I shit. Ass will forever be the fetish for the fashion correct and he-tay ag-fay hit-say ushers-pay! Just ask me! I had to handle, hahaha, man handle the customers complaining about Ass. All I could say was, sure, I'll send it to service, you can expect to get your ass - I Shit back next year as broken as ever. Man! Ass, sure works while it works, but what does not? That's no argument, but it seems that very argument is the only argument Ass's I Shit lovers can come up with. ucktards-Fay!

And then not to stray too much off topic, to the ramndomness... Wait - *Looks a few lines up* - I think that reply was decently random.

For the record, I didn't buy a new...IShit was it? No, no new IShit for me. And I didn't bother sending the broken one to 'repair' either.
Nope, I was smart and wasted my money on a walkman. Its got radio and everything.
Not that I listen to radio, for gods sake, I'm not my grandma either.
But its got voice recodring too...not that I plan to use that either.
But what it does have is decent sound. And THAT is important. If the mp3 player has shit sound, it is shit.

And to add the randomness: whopsy whopsy boingo knickers.

Wow, deep man! "If the mp3 player has shit sound, it is shit" Therein lies a truth so deep as it would deign to swollow... Uhhh, think I'll stop my Dragon-man-man-trippin there.

And to that I simply say! RANDOM I BEG THEE! COME TO ME!







walkman eh? How's that working out for ya?

Let's discuss this clip of random for a sec shal we?

"You look like you have been raped by a thirteen year old boy"
"hoooray for butt sex!"



Yeah, and this shit just keep getting worse and worse...



"Jimmy wants to be like a little puppy-dog"