"Just pump the handle to build up air
pressure, then lock and load a marshmallow. The handle of the pump
conveniently doubles as a stock for added stabilization. You can
even load up a shotgun blast of mini marshmallows, for a good
scatter shot. This is the Sultan of Sugary Shoot-outs, the Colossus
of Confectionary Combat, the Bazooka of Bite-Sized Bonbons - you
get the idea. Add a Marshmallow Blaster to your arsenal and office
domination is almost guaranteed. And, dare we say, victory will
indeed be sweet."
Yeah, "I are geek enoguh".